Happy Birthday to the Emperor!

Go Jeff Steel!!!



(i'm going to guess that since you're neither married or dating that chick with you on the cake is the Royal Mommy!)

Huzzah!

My gift to the Emperor!

That is a Kingly gift indeed!

On a related note, those muslims sure knew how to go about making pleasure palaces, lol.

Somehow I doubt she would be allowed to show so much skin.... or her face.

yeah, she's prolly an ultra-liberal living in California trying to improve socialized medicine in that state. hope that doesn't ruin the gift for ya.





now this one is guaranteed to be conservative! just like you like'em!

also, seeing as how we're our own nation and stuff i propose that the emperor's birthday not be celebrated for one day, but for 7 days or some other mystical number so as to emphasize the coolness of being the emperor!

if you all agree with this - or if the Emperor does - then my babe i submitted is my second gift in the celebration of Emperormas .... or Emperorica .... or Emperorween .... or Emperorsploitation!

I must concur with my esteemed colleague from Borough de Bruno

Day 3!

Bruneauinfo wrote:

also, seeing as how we're our own nation and stuff i propose that the emperor's birthday not be celebrated for one day, but for 7 days or some other mystical number so as to emphasize the coolness of being the emperor!

if you all agree with this - or if the Emperor does - then my babe i submitted is my second gift in the celebration of Emperormas .... or Emperorica .... or Emperorween .... or Emperorsploitation!

Yes, this is a brilliant suggestion, the holiday shall be extended indefinitely, until people grow bored of it or until October 2 comes around again, whichever happens first.

Day 4!

what a whore

okay, here's something a bit more wholesome.



in a religious sense.

that's day 5 BTW.

Delicious, keep 'em coming.

BEHIND YOU!!!



she's okay...

okay? hell it looks fine to me!

she's wearing that fur cause it's cold.

Like Batman?

I'm gonna make my own abode and store these bitches there. You know, to keep them safe for the emperor.

i'm pretty sure the last one was from a site where images are touched up intentionally.

Birthday bodyguard!

The birthday is over, the ninja babe is mine.

When's you're birthday coming back around!?!?